If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

        * When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

        * Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air
          And the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

       * When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

       *Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

       * Take naps. Stretch before rising.  Run, romp, and play daily!

       * Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

       * Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

       * On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

      * On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

       * When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

       * No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt
          thing and pout..! Run right back and make friends.

       * Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

       * Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

       * Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.

       * If what you want what lies buried, dig until you find it.

       * When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and
          nuzzle them gently.